This is simply awesome. If you have kids, and like to play “war” with them in the backyard, you owe it to yourself to check out this amazingly fun little short.
New Super 8 trailer!!! The old-school “Amblin” logo!!! J.J. Abrams!!! Beautiful 1970’s Spielberg cinematography!!! Aliens!!! Mystery!!! Train Crashes!!! Now this is a trailer, people!!! Can I possibly type more exclamation points? June 10, bitches!
Bashing the Star Wars Prequels has almost become an art form on the Internet. There are lengthy, (and quite hilarious) video reviews that eviscerate the films, and even entire websites dedicated to mocking the much-maligned Episodes I-III. As a life-long Star Wars fan, I decided to try to counter all this hater-ade drinking by taking on the challenge of compiling a list of at least ten genuinely awesome things about the Star Wars Prequels. I actually came up with a whopping twelve scenes/moments, before trimming it to the aforementioned ten. So without further ado, after the jump, here are the Top Ten Good Things About The Star Wars Prequels!
The Daytona 500 is watched annually by 50 million idiots and rednecks – the same 50 million idiots and rednecks who are generally the type of people who enjoy Michael Bay’s dumb, racist, incoherent, ADD-fueled, crash-edited spectacles of T&A and robot carnage – so obviously the race was the perfect place to premiere a new trailer for the latest installment of this wretched franchise, Revenge of the Fallen. In a related story, I had a dream that I met Michael Bay and despite looking like a giant douche, he was a really nice guy. That having been said, I would still rather watch someone drop a spike covered bowling ball on my bare foot than see this film.