DEAR LORD, SOMEONE STOP UWE BOLL

 

The weekend is here boys and girls, and I can’t think of any better news to leave you with than the announcement that master auteur Uwe Boll is making a sequel to In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale! Oh but wait, it gets better! If you thought the mere idea that some bored, rich idiot out there was dumb enough to finance another steaming pile of rancid rhino shit from this bugfuck crazy German was completely nuts, just wait until you get a load of the synopsis: