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DIANE LANE IS PA KENT’S BABY MAMA

Ok, before I go any further, yes, I realize Ma and Pa Kent are not Superman’s biological parents, and therefore Martha Kent isn’t a true Baby Mama. It makes for a funnier headline this way, so work with me, ok? At any rate, veteran actress and uber-MILF Diane Lane has been cast as Superman’s adoptive Mother, Martha Kent in the upcoming Zack Snyder-directed Superman: The Man of Steel. She’ll be joining Henry Cavill as Superman, and if rumors hold true, Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent. Lane is now officially the hottest Ma Kent of all-time, supplanting Annette O’ Toole who filled out tight sweaters nicely on TV’s Smallville.

FRIDAY NEWS-O-RAMA

All right boys and girls, time to make like a tree and get outta here for the weekend. Enjoy these fun and festive Friday news links after the jump. Read the rest of this entry

FINAL ‘SUCKER PUNCH’ POSTER IS REALLY HOT

It’s been a day full of exciting new images from highly-anticipated geek projects, and it continues here with the final one-sheet for Zack Snyder’s upcoming Sucker Punch. The trailers, banners, and posters for this movie have been like amazingly sensual foreplay leading up to an epic release when the real thing hits the theaters. Although the more likely scenario is that the flick will be just like sex in real life – a lot of anticipation, build-up, and hype, but disappointing in the end. Sucker Punch hits theaters on March 25th.

BADASS BABES DELIVER A SEXY “SUCKER PUNCH”

Okay, so this trailer for the sure-to-be-kickass Sucker Punch has been floating online for awhile now, long before this site was even a glint in anyone’s eye, but it bears repeated sharing because it looks THAT. DAMN. COOL. It features two of my favorite things: bodacious beauties being strong, sexy, butt-kicking badasses and the industrialized visual stamp of the awesome Zack Snyder. And, as a bonus, I get to beat The Carter to the punch (no pun intended…) with initial Sucker Punch coverage, which feels awesome. Now just click the break to have your brain dazzled.

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FASTER KRAKEN, KILL! KILL!

Dear Lord, I couldn’t pass this by without bring its cheesy, sexy glory to you, my Mad Loves. Coming straight from the land down under is Stuart Simpson’s insane-looking indie creature feature El Monstro del Mar and I’ve got a trailer to show you after the jump: Read the rest of this entry

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