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‘TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON’ DAYTONA 500 TRAILER

The Daytona 500 is watched annually by 50 million idiots and rednecks – the same 50 million idiots and rednecks who are generally the type of people who enjoy Michael Bay’s dumb, racist, incoherent, ADD-fueled, crash-edited spectacles of T&A and robot carnage – so obviously the race was the perfect place to premiere a new trailer for the latest installment of this wretched franchise, Revenge of the Fallen. In a related story, I had a dream that I met Michael Bay and despite looking like a giant douche, he was a really nice guy. That having been said, I would still rather watch someone drop a spike covered bowling ball on my bare foot than see this film.

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