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MOVIE REVIEW – ‘SUCKER PUNCH’

***WARNING: MASSIVE SPOILERS***

Zack Snyder is one of the most infuriating directors working in Hollywood today. His visual style is lavish and dynamic; every frame is meticulously crafted with style and panache. But, beneath the hoods of his glimmering hot rods, sit rusty, sputtering engines that fail to propel the vehicle past the finish line.  Such is the case with his latest misstep, Sucker Punch – a movie so colossally inept at basic storytelling, it makes Clash of the Titans look like The King’s Speech.

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WONDER WOMAN IS INSECURE ABOUT HER BOOBS

Wonder Woman is an Amazon warrior princess from the mystical island of Themyscira, who lives for the glory of battle and the pursuit of justice and equality for all. She stands proud in the world of men as a superhero, a protector, and a key member of the Justice League of America. However, in NBC’s upcoming re-imagining of the character, Wonder Woman is apparently a CEO of  a company that makes Wonder Woman dolls and is really insecure about the size of her tits, as demonstrated in Tanit Phoenix’s audition tape. I hope you’re proud of yourself, David E. Kelley.

NBC CASTS WONDER WOMAN – LEGIONS OF FANS SHRUG THEIR SHOULDERS

Producer David Kelly has found his Wonder Woman – Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki. I’ve never seen the show, but it certainly appears as if Miss Palicki is bringing a pair of sizeable talents to the role. What? I’m talkin’ about her resemblance to the character and her lengthy, impressive TV resume. What did you think I was referring to, you perverts?

FRIDAY NEWS-O-RAMA

All right boys and girls, time to make like a tree and get outta here for the weekend. Enjoy these fun and festive Friday news links after the jump. Read the rest of this entry

IT’S OFFICIAL: ANNE HATHAWAY IS CATWOMAN AND TOM HARDY IS BANE IN ‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’

Big, huge boobs, Earth-shattering news today out of the Batman camp, as Warner Brothers announced the casting of the two villains in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming sequel, The Dark Knight Rises. Here’s the full release:

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