Anyone who knows me knows i have an acute Grinch-like hatred of the holiday season. Hell, I kicked off my last column listing the myriad reasons why exactly I hate Christmas and all it stands for, and I think I’m starting to exasperate people. So, no, I’m not going to bitch about the giant inflatable Santa Claus’ that sprout from every fifth lawn like some sort of hot air holiday Godzilla or the ageless, inedible fruitcakes spotted with candied somethings and the lost secrets of time. No, quite the opposite, in fact. I’ve moaned like Marley’s ghost far too much, so I’ve decided to spread some Christmas cheer of my own. And I’m doing it in the best and only way I know how: by casting my loving eye on what may truly be my favorite holiday film, the scary, suspenseful and the all together amazing proto-slasher classic Black Christmas. Read the rest of this entry
I leave you all this afternoon with one more fun Christmas video, this time from the crazy kids over at Gamervision. Despite some lame voice-over work here, they have given us a Star Wars Christmas Special that’s light years better than the infamous 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special. I’ll be taking the next three days off from posting, so I hope you all enjoy copious amounts of spiked eggnog, a fat Christmas ham, and sit on your ass in the dark playing video games and watching movies like every good geek should. Happy Holidays from LaserCola.com!
This is truly awesome, but the snow they used looks like it’s covered in Bantha Poodoo. Credit: Colt Monday.
Christmas shopping. Dinner with the in-laws. Finding the perfect Xmas tree. Saccharine TV movie tripe. Traffic. There’s just so much shit to deal with during the holidays, its hard to know what to deal with first, and what to take care after a few holiday cocktails. But folks, have no fear, the lovely ladies of Team Unicorn are here! Read the rest of this entry