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3 NEW CHARACTER POSTERS FOR ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’

I have not been bashful about my unbridled, slobbering passion when it comes to Captain America: The First Avenger. My expectations for this Marvel adaptation are sky-high, and these three new character posters for the film have only reinforced that enthusiasm. The images are the best looks we’ve had so far of Captain America, The Red Skull, and Sharon Carter. I would love to see character posters for Bucky and Dum Dum Dugan as well, but I’m sure they’ll be forthcoming. Click on the thumbnails for glorious hi-res versions! Captain America is in theaters on July 22 (Fuck you, Michael Bay, for stealing the July 4 release date for your shitty Transformers sequel!).

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LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY A VILLAINESS IN ZACK SNYDER’S ‘SUPERMAN’?

I don’t believe this rumor making the rounds today, not for one second. First of all, Lindsay would have to be sober and upright for weeks in order to film this part, and we all know it’s difficult for her to go even 24 hours without an eightball, a bottle of Grey Goose, and some stranger’s hand down her panties (when she remembers to wear panties, that is). Besides, this report has it all wrong, Lindsay can’t play the statuesque Kryptonian powerhouse Ursa. With her withered, alcohol and drug-ravaged husk of a body, she’d make a far better Parasite!

The resemblance is uncanny!

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