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LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY A VILLAINESS IN ZACK SNYDER’S ‘SUPERMAN’?

I don’t believe this rumor making the rounds today, not for one second. First of all, Lindsay would have to be sober and upright for weeks in order to film this part, and we all know it’s difficult for her to go even 24 hours without an eightball, a bottle of Grey Goose, and some stranger’s hand down her panties (when she remembers to wear panties, that is). Besides, this report has it all wrong, Lindsay can’t play the statuesque Kryptonian powerhouse Ursa. With her withered, alcohol and drug-ravaged husk of a body, she’d make a far better Parasite!

The resemblance is uncanny!

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