Category Archives: Miscellaneous

RAZZIE NOMINEES ANNOUNCED; SHYAMALAN STILL SUCKS

Per usual, the 31st Annual Golden Raspberry Award nominees were announced the day before the Oscar nominations were, and the results were both somewhat expected and underwhelming (get to that in a moment.) Read a partial list of the unlucky nominees after the jump. Read the rest of this entry

IS THIS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE POSTERS EVER???

I’ve never heard of the movie The White Buffalo and chances are neither have you. It was made in 1977 by director J. Lee Thompson (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Guns of Navarrone, Happy Birthday to Me) and stars Charles Bronson as Wild Bill Hickox. Chris Haberman of Dread Central recently uncovered the old poster for the film, and it was so absurdly awesome I had to share with it with you as well. Read the rest of this entry

HAVE YOURSELF “A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY”

Christmas shopping. Dinner with the in-laws. Finding the perfect Xmas tree. Saccharine TV movie tripe. Traffic. There’s just so much shit to deal with during the holidays, its hard to know what to deal with first, and what to take care after a few holiday cocktails. But folks, have no fear, the lovely ladies of Team Unicorn are here! Read the rest of this entry

POLL: WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE OF ALL-TIME

Last week, dear readers, we asked you to vote for the Greatest Christmas movie of all-time. Today, fellow LaserCola staff lunatic John of the Dead suggested that it would only be fitting to throw up a poll asking you which  putrid, horrible, sappy, and unwatchable Holiday cinematic abortion is the absolute worst of all-time. After the jump are some of the worst John and I could think of. Hold your nose and vote away!

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LASERCOLA’S CHRISTMAS MOVIE POLL

Let’s face it, most Christmas movies suck. You’ve more than likely spent your life watching them for two reasons: 1) It was all that was on television during those two weeks off from school in December, or 2) They helped drown out the sounds of your relatives screaming at each other after downing seventeen rum-spiked egg nogs. There are, however, some gems to be salvaged among the saccharine Christmas wreckage, so click through and vote for your favorite!

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