Daily Archives: December 22, 2010

HAVE YOURSELF “A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY”

Christmas shopping. Dinner with the in-laws. Finding the perfect Xmas tree. Saccharine TV movie tripe. Traffic. There’s just so much shit to deal with during the holidays, its hard to know what to deal with first, and what to take care after a few holiday cocktails. But folks, have no fear, the lovely ladies of Team Unicorn are here! Read the rest of this entry

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MEGATRON IS A TRUCK IN “DARK OF THE MOON”

Cripes…you know it’s a slow day when a photo of a toy is the biggest piece of news floating around the Internets. What you are looking at here is Megatron from Transformers: Dark of the Moon in his new vehicle form, a big-ass truck with a spikey grill and a tarp that becomes a dashing shoulder cape when he transforms into a robot. I’m not quite sure how Michael Bay is going to make this racist, ridiculously stupid, or offensive, but I’m confident he’ll find a way. See his new robot form after the jump. Credit: /Film

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POLL: WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE OF ALL-TIME

Last week, dear readers, we asked you to vote for the Greatest Christmas movie of all-time. Today, fellow LaserCola staff lunatic John of the Dead suggested that it would only be fitting to throw up a poll asking you which  putrid, horrible, sappy, and unwatchable Holiday cinematic abortion is the absolute worst of all-time. After the jump are some of the worst John and I could think of. Hold your nose and vote away!

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