Daily Archives: December 8, 2010


So you’re walking down the street, you come across a homeless man — dirty, smelly, scruffy — asking for change, what do you do? Ignore him? Cough up a few nickels? Laugh at him, tell him to get a job and then quote South Park? Well, if said homeless man happens to look anything like the legendary star of Blade Runner and The Hitcher, Rutger Hauer, then you give the man some damn change, maybe buy him a  cup o’ Joe and a ham sandwich, and treat him to a bottle of One-Eye Pete’s Cheapjack Whiskey,  lest you wind up turned into a pulpy mess of gore like the poor punks featured in Jason Eisener’s upcoming revenge flick Hobo With A Shotgun.

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