TURKISH “STAR WARS” IS HORRIFYING AND INSANE

Dear Lord, my eyes…MY EYES!!! Folks, before you attempt to even watch one minute of this bugfuck crazy Turkish rip-off of Star Wars, be forewarned:  Once you go down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. The final ten minutes of this are so batshit insane and disturbing, you may lose your mind and believe you are trapped in a world where a guy in a shiny blue shirt jumps around on trampolines in the desert kicking and punching conquistadors and furry monsters in half, while bootlegged film clips of Star Wars are edited in and the theme from Indiana Jones blares in an endless loop. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY WAS THIS MADE???

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About Jeff Carter

Jeff began his path towards Geek destiny at the age of four, at a drive-in screening of Star Wars. Since then, he's had a love affair with all things nerdy. In the mid to late 90's, Jeff was a staff writer for EchoStation.Com, interviewing Star Wars heavyweights like Timothy Zahn and Drew Struzan. He then went on to review films and write editorial pieces for several blogs in the mid 2000's, wrote and co-created a webcomic strip that ran from 2007-2010, and is currently co-founder of Dead Henchmen Productions, an independent film company based in New England.

Posted on November 27, 2010, in Star Wars, Videos and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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