THE NEW FLASH THOMPSON HAS AN IMPRESSIVE RESUME

Chris Zylka, who will be playing Flash Thompson in director Marc Webb’s upcoming Spider-man reboot, has quite the stellar acting resume. Highlights include:

  • Hannah Montana
  • Everyone Hates Chris
  • 10 Things I Hate About You (The TV show)
  • Cougar Town
  • Kaboom
  • My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (Made for TV movie)

Yikes. I think I would rather watch someone light a bag of puppies on fire than any of that tripe. I have a feeling Marc Webb and his crew didn’t even bother to look at this kid’s resume. The audition probably went something like this:

Chris Zylka: (walks into the room with ripped jeans and flip-flops) “Hey, what’s up bros?”

Marc Webb’s assistant: “Wow, this kid is a raging douchebag”

Marc Webb: “Perfect!”

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About Jeff Carter

Jeff began his path towards Geek destiny at the age of four, at a drive-in screening of Star Wars. Since then, he's had a love affair with all things nerdy. In the mid to late 90's, Jeff was a staff writer for EchoStation.Com, interviewing Star Wars heavyweights like Timothy Zahn and Drew Struzan. He then went on to review films and write editorial pieces for several blogs in the mid 2000's, wrote and co-created a webcomic strip that ran from 2007-2010, and is currently co-founder of Dead Henchmen Productions, an independent film company based in New England.

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