Daily Archives: November 23, 2010

ARGENTO’S LATEST SLASHED BY U.S. COURT

I was originally planning to use this space for a review of Giallo, the latest thriller from one-time Italian horror maestro Dario Argento, but a serious case of writer’s block pretty much waylaid those plans since at least Friday. Well, it looks like any review I may have planned for this particular movie will be unnecessary as a judge has blocked any further distribution of the film.

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IT’S OFFICIAL: JOHNNY DEPP IS TONTO

All right, FINALLY, something to talk about today. Disney has officially announced that Pirates of the Carribean 1-3 director Gore Verbinski will helm The Lone Ranger, which will feature his Pirates megastar Johnny Depp as Tonto. The screenplay is by Justin Haythe, writer of Revoutionary Road, and the film will be produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. There is no word on who might be playing the title role yet, though George Clooney has expressed some interest in the past.

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LEARNING TABLE MANNERS WITH INDIANA JONES

Genius.

SOCIAL NETWORKING IS GOOD

Today has been a crazy slow news day, so I thought take a minute to grovel and beg and plead with all of you lovely readers to take a minute or two out of your day to follow us on Twitter, and become a fan of LaserCola.com on Facebook. Thank you so much. You can now resume masturbating to the Sucker Punch trailer.

THE NEW FLASH THOMPSON HAS AN IMPRESSIVE RESUME

Chris Zylka, who will be playing Flash Thompson in director Marc Webb’s upcoming Spider-man reboot, has quite the stellar acting resume. Highlights include:

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