Daily Archives: November 18, 2010
For nearly eight years of my life I worked at grocery stores. Two different ones in fact. So I got to have some insight into what makes a supermarket tick. First off, the jobs suck. Impersonally efficient managers, long hours standing doing the same simple, mind-numbing task over and over again, annoying, idiotic customers who wouldn’t know their asshole from a pineapple… the whole rotten thing added up to generally be a rather unpleasant occupational experience.
Okay, so this trailer for the sure-to-be-kickass Sucker Punch has been floating online for awhile now, long before this site was even a glint in anyone’s eye, but it bears repeated sharing because it looks THAT. DAMN. COOL. It features two of my favorite things: bodacious beauties being strong, sexy, butt-kicking badasses and the industrialized visual stamp of the awesome Zack Snyder. And, as a bonus, I get to beat The Carter to the punch (no pun intended…) with initial Sucker Punch coverage, which feels awesome. Now just click the break to have your brain dazzled.
In honor of the nationwide release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 tonight at midnight, here’s an adorable gallery of Harry Potter-themed LOLCats from icanhascheezburger.
Eli Roth, the most visible horror director currently schlepping gore on the market, is still no closer to getting back behind the camera for a new project (c’mon, man, where’s Thanksgiving!?!?) In fact he’s still up to his new old tricks, doing everything but direct, and I got some quick news on two new projects he’s developing as a proudcer. Read the rest of this entry